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Thursday, May 27, 2010

burkina faso luck

FROM THE DESK OF DR.MAXIME KHANGA,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO.


Confidential Business Proposal!!



Dear Friend,

I am Dr.Maxime Khanga. the bill and exchange manager at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.

I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner, I found your email listed in the Trade Centre Chambers of Commerce directory here in Burkina Faso, I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business, I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. l discovered the sum of Fiften million and five hundred thousand United States Dollars (USD15.5M) belonging to a deceased customer of this bank.

The fund has been lying in a suspence account without anybody coming to put claim over the money since the account owner late Mr Salla khatif from Lebanese, who was involved in a plane crash in September 2007. You can see the website link below. on bbc = http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6997381.stm The said fund is now ready for transfer to a foriegn account whose owner will be portrayed as the beneficiary and next of kin to the deceased customer of the bank.


Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.
The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
I therefore soliciting for your assistance to come forward as the next of kin.
I have agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as the beneficiary in respect of the provision of your Account and services rendered, 55% would be for me while 5% will be for expencses incured during the cause of this transaction If the money is transferred to your Account from BANK OF AFRICA, I and my family in this transaction will proceed immediately to your country for our own share of the money.
I expect you to keep this business strictly confidential and secret as you may wish to know that I am Bank official.
Be rest assured that this business is 100% risk free on both side and every arrangement to transfer this money to the Account you are going to provide have been concluded provided we maintain the confidentiality and secreceirity involved.

Contact me on my private email address dr.khanga@rocketmail.com I am looking forward for your prompt response.

Yours faithfully,
Dr.Maxime Khanga.